We'd Rather Kiss and Tell About
Alabama Medicare Supplement Insurance

 

OJ Bart Simpson is nervous about his book," You Know Who I Did Last Summer?"

No, it isn't because the book is poised to become the best seller on the Alabama Times Book List. (The book is under threat of boycott by the Alabama Prudish Women's League.)

But OJ Bart, despite his huge frame and even huger manhood,is being threatened by the husbands of all the wives he did last summer.

"Spread the word and I'll spread the good news about your castrated d**k." (This was just a common threat.)

He called us up one day.

OJ Bart: Hello? Hello? Is this the phone number of ?

Operator: Yes, sir. How can I help you?

OJ Bart: Can I get a quote for Alabama Medicare Supplement Insurance? Everybody wants to kill me now. I'd like to get a Alabama Medicare Supplement Insurance before I leave my mother with nothing.

Operator: Sounds sweet, sir. Do you happen to know why everyone wants to kill you?

OJ Bart: Well, er, I just published a book -

Operator: Would the title happen to be You Know Who I Did Last Summer?

OJ Bart: Yes --

Operator: Do you happen to remember me? This is Imelda.

OJ Bart: Uh-oh.

Operator: Yes, uh-oh. Oh, don't worry about it. I'm just going process your Alabama Medicare Supplement Insurance right now.


OJ Bart: I was hoping to get a Alabama Medicare Supplement Insurance quote first, and a Alabama Medicare Supplement quote, too. A Alabama life insurance plan can come in later.

Operator: Don't bother getting a Alabama Medicare Supplement Insurance quote. I'm processing your Alabama Medicare Supplement Insurance right now.

OJ Bart: WHAT?!

Operator: Yes, and my husband is on the way to your house right now to cut off your penis. If you [happen to die, you'd be glad to know your mom is going to get something with your Alabama Medicare Supplement Insurance.   

And the moral of the story? It never pays to kiss and tell, unless if you're kissing and telling about Alabama Medicare Supplement Insurance.