The Best Time To Get An Alabama Dental Insurance Quote

 

Steve Taylor was rocking and rolling in his studio when felt his jaw lock on a mouth that open too wide. He was belting his one-hit wonder.

"I was dying when I met you. Now I'm trying to forget you... yow... yohhh... yow."

Shocked and panicking, Steve rushed to the phone and called 911.

His voice was throaty, scratch, croaky, to say the least.

"911. How may I help you?"

"Heeelllooo. Meh maweh eh lahhh."

The operator couldn't figure out Steve. (Neither could we.)

"I'm sorry, sir. But I'm going to have hang up."

Lucky for Steve, his daughter Lyver came to the studio.

"Oh dad. Were you trying to sing again? Ahhh."

Lyver then jumped on her dad and tried to shut his mouth: her right palm pressuring the top of his head, with the left palm putting an upward pressure on the chin. After many, many tries, Steve's jaw finally loosened enough for him to close his mouth.

"Dad," Lyver began," you really need to stop singing until you get yourself a dental insurance quote."

"Why should I get a Alabama dental Insurance Quote? I'm happy enough singing, sweetie. I don't need to work my butt selling Alabama dental insurance quote."

"You just don't get it, dad. You need a Alabama dental insurance quote so you'll know what type of insurance protection to get, in case your mouth gapes wide open forever."

Steve protested. "But I already got a plan!"

"Dad, didn't you ever think that your gaping mouth could be fatal and that you might need it, so we don't have to think about your funeral expenses?"

"Oh, all right, all right. Don't worry about it. I'm going to call for an Alabama good time."

Lyver was beginning to feel relieved her dad was going to get a Alabama dental insurance quote.

"I'll get that quote later."

"Dad! Get that Alabama dental insurance quote now!"

"No!"

"Why not get that Alabama dental insurance quote now?"

"Because I'm your father and I get to choose when to get a quote." Steve then stuck his tongue out at Lyver.

We're not Steve, so we're going to ask you to get that Alabama dental insurance quote. NOW