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Angelina Jollies is fuming mad at her lover Brads Feet and gave him a quick upper cut just before they went to bed.

No, Angelina didn't find out Brads got it on again with his ex-wife Jeniffer. She's mad that Brads refuses to make babies with her.

"What's the matter with you? You afraid of covering more bodies with your Alabama health insurance?"

"No, it's not because of the Alabama health insurance, Ange. I'm just not in the mood to make babies right now. I'm so tired from watching the little devils you got from Cambodia and Africa. Can you just imagine hopping from one continent to another just to wash their feeding bottles and change their diapers without term life insurance?"

Angelina pouted her lips like the spoiled brat that she is. "I don't care! Let's make babies now or else."

"Or else what?"

"Or else I'm going to cancel your Alabama supplement health insurance so you're going to bleed from the wallet when i give you another upper cut!"

"Try me. It's not as if you're paying for my Alabama supplement health insurance. Besides, that Alabama health insurance plan is not even in your name."

Irked, Angelina then gave Brads three successive uppercuts and beat him until he passed out. She then called the Alabama health insurance company to cancel Brads' Alabama health insurance by pretending to be Brads.

Not contented, Ange then called up Jayniffer to say that Brads has become impotent.

"He's all yours. I've stripped him down – he doesn't even have Alabama health insurance now."

Jayniffer was not shocked.

"Don't flatter yourself, bitch. Brad can always have another Alabama health insurance as fast as he replaced me for your big lips. He only has to get a Alabama health insurance quote for term life insurance.

Angelina smiled a devious smile.

"Right you are. So I'm turning him over to you after he gets out the hospital. You're paying the bill, honey."

"What!!!! You beat him and you take away his Alabama health insurance and you want me to pay the bill?"

"Well, you're still his wife." And with that, Angelina hung up.

 



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